tldr: Your data is yours, we don't have it, we're not touching it, we're not interested in it.
Welcome, weary home-seeker (or curious passerby), to the strangest place on the internet.
There’s no “we” here, just me. Not a team, not a committee, definitely not a corporate machine.
I’m just one person who got tired of juggling 50 different rental websites every day. So I built this little service out of sheer desperation.
I make no guarantees;
I offer no hope for humanity;
you’re on your own in this overpriced battlefield known as the Dutch housing market.
but at least I won’t steal your data.
I do not collect, store, or process any of your personal information. While landlords might be busy inflating rent prices to new heights, I have zero interest in inflating my data hoard. That means no cookies, no hidden scripts—absolutely none of the digital nonsense you’d find on other sites.
There are no external services lurking in the background. No secret marketing trackers, no malevolent code. If you’re looking for monsters, might I suggest the local rental listings instead?
Since I’m not gathering any data, there’s nothing to share or sell. That means no disclaimers about data breaches or compliance with any privacy laws. It’s quite straightforward when there's nothing to protect.
I'd rather protect my own sanity than gather and protect your data.
I built this out of frustration, not philanthropy.
It’s here, it’s free, and it might even be useful.
But if it’s not, well, I never promised otherwise.
I won’t be held responsible for any real estate heartbreaks or existential crises you experience along the way.
I also don’t guarantee that the results are always current, valid, or even mildly reality-based.
It’s best to treat this website like a curious rumor at a house-warming party:
USE AT YOUR OWN RISK, and don’t blame me if it leads you astray.
I’m just pointing out what’s out there, not guaranteeing it’s still available (or remotely affordable).
If you feel an overwhelming urge to say hello to hello@rent.bot, you can try. But I promise nothing. Maybe I’ll respond. Maybe I’ll be too busy weeping over yet another refusal letter from a landlord or agent.
However, if you happen to have a spare house or a sweet sublet going, rest assured I’ll definitely get back to you.
Otherwise, expect no mailing list or spam, and don't add me to mailing lists or send me spam either.
Just leave me and my fleeting attention span alone.
That’s it. No catch, no secrets. It’s a tiny beacon in a big, bleak housing world.
If you somehow manage to find a reasonable rental through this, congratulations!
I accept gratitude in the form of memes about Dutch real estate despair.
Go forth, dear visitor, and may your search for a place to call home be only moderately soul-crushing.
Good luck, you’ll need it.